{"product_id":"emotional-support-hotdog","title":"Emotional Support Hotdog","description":"\u003cdiv data-processed=\"true\" data-complete=\"true\" data-hveid=\"CAEIAhAA\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" class=\"Y3BBE\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Y3BBE\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAEIARAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eMeet the only snack that’s actually got your back: the\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"Yjhzub\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eEmotional Support Hotdog\u003c\/strong\u003e. \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Y3BBE\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAEIARAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Y3BBE\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAEIAhAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eLet’s face it, most of the \"frank\" conversations you have during the day are anything but delicious. When life is grilling you and you’re feeling a bit over-processed, this crocheted icon is here to provide the ultimate comfort-food vibe without the mustard stains.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Y3BBE\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAEIAhAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Y3BBE\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAEIAxAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eHe’s rocking a sign that reads:\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem class=\"eujQNb\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e“Be frank, but be kind.”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eIt’s a subtle reminder to tell the truth, even if the truth is that you’re currently 90% mystery meat and 10% pure panic.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Y3BBE\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAEIAxAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Y3BBE\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAEIBBAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"Yjhzub\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eWhy this wiener is a winner:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"KsbFXc U6u95\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"dF3vjf\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAEIBRAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"T286Pc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"Yjhzub\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eRelatable Shape:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eHe’s soft, round, and perfectly squishy—basically, he’s what happens when you give up on your summer body and embrace your \"inner bun.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"dF3vjf\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAEIBRAB\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"T286Pc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"Yjhzub\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eThe \"Frank\" Philosophy:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eHe’s mastered the art of being direct without being a jerk. He’s the diplomat of the deli drawer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"dF3vjf\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAEIBRAC\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"T286Pc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"Yjhzub\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eCondiment-Free Confidence:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eHe doesn’t need extra toppings to be the main event. He’s served exactly as he is, and he expects the same from you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"dF3vjf\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAEIBRAD\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"T286Pc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"Yjhzub\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eZero-Calorie Pep Talk:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eAll the warm-and-fuzzies of a backyard BBQ with none of the heartburn.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Y3BBE\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-sfc-cb=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAEIBhAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\" aria-owns=\"action-menu-parent-container\"\u003ePark this little guy on your dashboard or next to your monitor. He’s the constant reminder that even when you’re in a real pickle, you can still be a top-tier snack. Stay savory, stay sweet, and for heaven’s sake, be kind. Collect the whole series of Positive Pals!\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"Forever Run Wild","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42606013612119,"sku":null,"price":7.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0573\/7136\/1367\/files\/EmotionalSupportHotdog.png?v=1773350560","url":"https:\/\/foreverrunwild.com\/products\/emotional-support-hotdog","provider":"Forever Run Wild","version":"1.0","type":"link"}