Emotional Dumpster Fire - Teal

Standing almost 3" tall, meet your new favorite tiny tragedy: the Emotional Dumpster Fire Crochet Desk Object. Handcrafted with cozy yarn and unapologetic chaos, this little flaming mess is the perfect companion for anyone who’s ever looked at their to-do list and said, “Absolutely not.”

Soft, squishy, and hilariously relatable, this miniature dumpster blaze sits proudly on your desk, bookshelf, or nightstand—quietly validating your feelings while doing absolutely nothing to fix the situation. Which, honestly, is the vibe.

Whether you’re gifting it to a fellow burnt-out bestie, decorating your workspace with a touch of dark humor, or simply collecting tiny crochet creatures that represent your inner state, this dumpster fire is here to remind you: it’s okay to be a little on fire sometimes.