We stuck our fan favorite Whiskey Shots With Satan into a time machine and sent them into the future. We got Zero to Blitzed, these futuristic black sunglasses. They're perfect for everyone, even the AI robots who are currently on their way here from 2069 to takeover our feeble existence.
MADE FOR MEDIUM NOGGINS
Just-right midsize sunnies
MIRRORED REFLECTIVE LENSES
Mirrored lenses reduce glare, hide your eyes, and come in vibrant colors.
