Hello Chicken

The world's most philosophical piece of poultry! This isn't just a plush bird; it's a tiny, yarn-based motivational speaker with zero feathers ruffled about giving you tough love. It holds a sign that delivers a profound, slightly intimidating life philosophy: "Do one thing today that you know you will regret not doing tomorrow."

This chicken understands existential dread better than you do. It’s permanently fluffy, always watchful, and here to ensure you seize the day—or at least stop procrastinating on that one email. Keep this cozy, clucking buddy nearby as the ultimate low-maintenance reminder to be bold. It’s proof that sometimes the best advice comes from a soft, silent creature who fundamentally understands the urgency of crossing the road (or just living without regrets).