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Positive Eggplant
Positive Eggplant
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$7.99 CAD
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Let’s address the elephant in the room: usually, when someone sends you an eggplant, it’s… a lot. But this Positive Eggplant is the only one you actually want to show your mom. He’s cute, he’s chunky, and he’s packing more motivation than a high-end fitness retreat.
Clutched in his tiny yarny hands is a sign that proves size isn’t everything: "I may be a tiny eggplant, but I believe in you. Go do your thing!"
He’s not just a vegetable; he’s a vibe. While the rest of the garden is busy growing, he’s busy making sure you don't forget that you are a total legend. He’s 100% organic, locally stitched, and zero calories—though he is high in Vitamin "Yas Queen."
Why he’s the "Aubergine" of your dreams:
- Zero Creep Factor: Unlike his digital counterpart, this eggplant is strictly professional and 100% supportive of your career goals.
- Deep Purple Sophistication: He’s the most stylish vegetable in the patch. That royal purple says "I have taste," while his green hat says "I’m grounded."
- The Ultimate Office Icebreaker: Put him on your desk and watch your coworkers try to figure out if you're being inspirational or just incredibly cheeky. (The answer is both.)
- Un-be-leaf-able Support: He’s small enough to fit in your bag, meaning you can take your emotional support produce to meetings, brunches, or world domination attempts.
Collect the whole series of Positive Pals!
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