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Positive Toast
Positive Toast
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$7.99 CAD
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Let's get this straight: This isn't just a piece of bread that’s seen some heat. This is the Positive Toast, the only carb in the pantry with zero chill and a mission to make your day less basic.
He’s perfectly browned, surprisingly soft, and holding a sign that's dripping with appreciation: "Nice and Toasty. Life is butter with you!"
He’s here to remind you that even when things get heated (like, say, your morning commute), you can still come out looking golden and delicious. He’s 100% gluten-free of drama, highly caffeinated in attitude, and guaranteed to deliver a fresh slice of sass whenever you need it.
Why he’s the "Bread Winner" of positivity:
- The Ultimate Compliment: He literally thinks life is better with you. That’s a higher compliment than anything you’ll get on a dating app.
- Zero Crumbs Given: This guy provides maximum positivity and gives zero crumbs about your haters.
- Un-butter-ably Cute: Made from yarn that stays perfectly crisp, this toast never gets soggy.
- Breakfast for the Soul: Perfect for keeping on your desk, dashboard, or nightstand—he’s a daily reminder that you’re the best thing since, well, him.
Skip the breakfast regrets and grab this tiny, sassy slice of optimism. Go ahead, make your day better; it’s the yeast you can do. Collect the whole series of Positive Pals!
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